why did the bus driver drop a load of gay rights activists off at the concentration camp? he was trying to nazi transsexuals.
so this lady walks into this pet store and buys a monkey. the cashier puts the money in the drawer, and looks up to say thanks. but right as that happens, the lady grabs her own head and rips off her own face and underneath she's a gorilla in a human costume. then, the gorilla eats the monkey... so the cashier calls the zoo, and the zookeeper tells her "you should never ever trust people that buy monkeys."
what came first, the chicken or the egg? breakfast before dinner.
so this moth walks into these dry cleaners, and asks the lady working there, where he can get some crack at... she points at the back closet. so he goes back there, opens it up, and inside is a bunch of mothballs. so then, he comes back and is all like "what the hell man." so she says, "what's the matter?" and he says, "i forgot my wallet so i'm going to need to front just a few of them for my girlfriend." to which she goes like, "well if you don't pay me back, i'll break your childrens legs... all of them." so... but the point of this joke is that baby moth (caterpillars) are larva and don't have cartlidge to break or even exoskeletons that have developed yet... so that moth is actually a genius right now getting high as a bird on mothballs for free! plus, dry cleaners are just for mothfuckers looking to score.
why is the sky blue? why is the grass green? why is water wet? it had not been snowing.
so this guy walks into a strip bar with a bag of dead babies over his shoulder, and the bouncer stops him and won't let him in. so he says "but they're premies, so they're worth more!" so the bouncer goes and asks the bartender, and when he comes back the guy is gone and there's a squirrel with a box of cracker jacks.
what reason did the rapper have to plunge the toilet after he heard a jazz singer scat? his mom never flushes during all things to be considered.